I don’t get it!
Relationships; everybody on the planet probably wants one – but why? Well I woke up Saturday morning, with my wife saying to me “I have decided that we will schedule sex every week, when would you prefer it?” I thought I was dreaming at first until she turned over and looked at me. So now I have not only got all the things from the morning before, where she was calling the police running through my head, I now have…