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I don’t get it!

Relationships; everybody on the planet probably wants one – but why? Well I woke up Saturday morning, with my wife saying to me “I have decided that we will schedule sex every week, when would you prefer it?” I thought I was dreaming at first until she turned over and looked at me. So now I have not only got all the things from the morning before, where she was calling the police running through my head, I now have…

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Depression or something else?

Its a week after our anniversary, and everything about this week has been brilliant. Until this morning. Before I left for work, I went to hug my wife but she pulled away. I asked her what was wrong, but didn’t really get any answer. So tried it again, except this time, she started screaming “ewww disgusting, disgusting”, grabbed her phone and started dialling. I asked her what was wrong and who she was phoning. Her reply was “The Police, because…

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