Women

After being home for all of 5 minutes last night there was a knock at my door. Upon opening it I found 2 policemen standing there. Asking if my mother lived with me. Obviously the answer was no, but then they continued to ask if they could come in. Apparently my estranged wife has accused my mother of kicking her when she broke into our house a few months ago. On hearing my mother did not live here one of…