Relationships; everybody on the planet probably wants one – but why?
Well I woke up Saturday morning, with my wife saying to me “I have decided that we will schedule sex every week, when would you prefer it?”
I thought I was dreaming at first until she turned over and looked at me.
So now I have not only got all the things from the morning before, where she was calling the police running through my head, I now have this, which is not really something a woman (well my wife anyway) would come out with.
I really don’t get it.
For anyone who was wondering if the police turned up, no they didn’t. I got home to find my wife in a foul mood. Why are women so unpredictable? I mean one minute she is calling the police, the next she is scheduling our sex life and then turns to just a nasty mood. How is anyone supposed to cope with this?